Bluescapes

A guy was telling me that he and his buddy go to Shuckers after work a lot to have a beer together, since their wives work late. Frankly, these two should ditch the wives and marry each other. They call each other about three times a day! Literally. I was laughing at this story. The way he told it made me laugh.

He proceeds to tell me that there is this "smokin" waitress at Shuckers that waits on them from time to time. heh heh. She is a "smokin" young 20-something blonde that they know by name and drool over. Lucky her. One evening , he decided to ask her if she worked anywhere else besides the bar. She told him that she cuts hair, but didn't really have a clientele. His buddy livens up after hearing this sad news:( and gives her his card and a brochure! He just fired a sales girl that would be gone for days without checking in with the company. The "smokin" girl called him the next day to schedule an interview for the sales position. Day one he interviews her and day two he "let" her ride around with him just to see if she would like the job. How nice of him.

BUT!! This is the funny part.... He proceeds to tell me that the new sales girl doesn't wear underwear. Apparently she wears low rider waisted pants? She has bent over a total of three times in front of her "new" boss to pick something up that she has dropped. (C'mon, I know I'm klutzy, but dang.) and all three times .........no underwear! No thong, no underwear, no nothing. Nada. No drawers. Was that on purpose? She had to know. I think I would know if 1/2 my crack was showing. Wouldn't you? Maybe she derived from a family of plumbers? Maybe she honestly didn't feel part of her butt showing? Maybe she used to live in a nudist colony and...o.k. Hmmmm..... Supposedly, this guy's buddy is going to stop by today with the new Sales Rep! Oh yeah! We get to get a glimpse of the "smokin" girl and drop something!